Whats the funniest joke/conversation you ever heard/had?

just wondering...... the funniest conversation i ever had was when my brother, his freind (who are both 16), me, and a kid a year younger then me who were in the same cabin as my brothers and their freind, well my brother sayed if u do that i will throw you out to the coons tonight and the kid sayed well if you do that they will bit my kittes off!